புரிந்தவர்கள் சிரிக்கலாம்
Tue Sep 16, 2014 3:10 pm
Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : Tell Me Properly.
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir.
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir.
Officer : Your Native Place ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : what?
Candidate : madhya pradesh Sir.
Officer : What Is Your Qualification ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : (Angrily)What Is It ?
Candidate : Metric Pass Sir.
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir.
Officer : Describe Your Personality ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly..
Candidate : Mindblowing Personality Sir.
Officer : This Discussion Is Now over, You May Go
Now....
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : huh..What Is It Now ??
Candidate : My Performance Sir.
Officer : M P.
Candidate : What Is That Sir. ....??
Officer : Mentally Punctured.
Candidate: M P. Sir.
Officer : Now What Is Thissss ????
Candidate: My Pleasure Sirji.
நன்றி: முகநூல்
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : Tell Me Properly.
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir.
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir.
Officer : Your Native Place ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : what?
Candidate : madhya pradesh Sir.
Officer : What Is Your Qualification ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : (Angrily)What Is It ?
Candidate : Metric Pass Sir.
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir.
Officer : Describe Your Personality ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly..
Candidate : Mindblowing Personality Sir.
Officer : This Discussion Is Now over, You May Go
Now....
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : huh..What Is It Now ??
Candidate : My Performance Sir.
Officer : M P.
Candidate : What Is That Sir. ....??
Officer : Mentally Punctured.
Candidate: M P. Sir.
Officer : Now What Is Thissss ????
Candidate: My Pleasure Sirji.
நன்றி: முகநூல்
Re: புரிந்தவர்கள் சிரிக்கலாம்
Tue Sep 16, 2014 3:36 pm
Which is the most dangerous Alphabet
Answer -- " W ".
It is tension generator..
All the worries get initiated with ' w '. .
Who
Why
What
When
Which
Whom
Where
War
Wine
Whisky
Wealth
Work
Worries
Woman
& finally. . .
Believe it or not
** WIFE **
and the most dangerous question coming from w (wife) .
Woh kaun thi ?
All The Major Things A Woman Needs In Her LifeTime Start With The
Letter 'M'. Ⓜ
Ⓜ Man.
Ⓜ Money.
Ⓜ Make-Up.
Ⓜ Motor Car.
Ⓜ Movies.
Ⓜ Masti.
Ⓜ Mall.
Last But Not The Least.
And The 2 Most Imp.
....
....
ⓂMaid
&
ⓂMaaikewaale.
Dedicated to all Wives by their dear Husbands: A new version of the famous lines from "SILSILA":
"Main aur Meri Tanhaai aksar yeh Baate karte hain, Tum hoti to aisa hota, Tum hoti to waisa hota,
AUR TUM na hoti to
PAISA hota."
Dont laugh alone please pass it on....
Answer -- " W ".
It is tension generator..
All the worries get initiated with ' w '. .
Who
Why
What
When
Which
Whom
Where
War
Wine
Whisky
Wealth
Work
Worries
Woman
& finally. . .
Believe it or not
** WIFE **
and the most dangerous question coming from w (wife) .
Woh kaun thi ?
All The Major Things A Woman Needs In Her LifeTime Start With The
Letter 'M'. Ⓜ
Ⓜ Man.
Ⓜ Money.
Ⓜ Make-Up.
Ⓜ Motor Car.
Ⓜ Movies.
Ⓜ Masti.
Ⓜ Mall.
Last But Not The Least.
And The 2 Most Imp.
....
....
ⓂMaid
&
ⓂMaaikewaale.
Dedicated to all Wives by their dear Husbands: A new version of the famous lines from "SILSILA":
"Main aur Meri Tanhaai aksar yeh Baate karte hain, Tum hoti to aisa hota, Tum hoti to waisa hota,
AUR TUM na hoti to
PAISA hota."
Dont laugh alone please pass it on....
Re: புரிந்தவர்கள் சிரிக்கலாம்
Tue Sep 16, 2014 3:45 pm
Story of Newton’s Law :
.
.
A Cow Was Walking, Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
“AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE UNLESS
IT’S STOPPED”
.
He Gave A FORCE By Kicking the Cow,
It Gave A Sound ‘MA’
He Formulated the 2nd Law
“Force, F = MA”
.
After Sometimes the Cow Gave A Kick To
Newton
Then He Formulated the 3rd Law
“EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL & OPPOSITE
REACTION”
.
.
A Cow Was Walking, Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
“AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE UNLESS
IT’S STOPPED”
.
He Gave A FORCE By Kicking the Cow,
It Gave A Sound ‘MA’
He Formulated the 2nd Law
“Force, F = MA”
.
After Sometimes the Cow Gave A Kick To
Newton
Then He Formulated the 3rd Law
“EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL & OPPOSITE
REACTION”
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